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How to beat Coronavirus

I was watching Monster Inc for the seven thousandth time and then it struck me, we need the CDA, The Child Detection Agency. One phone call and this impressive military-style operation drops through the roof on zip wires or pile out of armoured vehicles to deal with the situation.

Near the start, Boo, the child who is supposed to be toxic, is spotted in the sushi restaurant. One phone call and the CDA are there within seconds. The place is sealed off from the rest of the world and everyone in there decontaminated. That is what we need.

I put together this video to demonstrate the very basics of my plan. I will send this to Boris for the briefing later.

No need to even change the acronym – The Coronavirus Detection Agency.

I’m on fire today.

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